Dear People @ Work,
When you are preparing to get on to the elevator, consider that maybe, by some stretch of the imagination, someone may be on the elevator about to get off. Please do no bum-rush the door as though people only ever get ON the elevator and no one ever gets OFF. The next person who tries to race me onto the elevator while I am trying to get off, is getting straight stepped on. TRY ME! I'm ready for ANY DAY at work to be my last day.