Sunday, April 26, 2009

NEW MUSIC -- "Mass Jefferson (MVA)" by Mass Potential

I had a lot of fun creating this joint...

"Mass Jefferson (MVA)" by Mass Potential
[for those of you who are lazy as shit, just click this link -- -- no dload needed! ;) ]

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-Mass Potential

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Mass Po x Mouse x G*Two -- "Not Just ANY Girl"

New song from Mass Potential, Mouse the Waldorf Posterboy and G*Two off of the upcoming mixtape "The Unnamed Mixtape Vol. 1 ...again"

Mass Potential - "Not Just ANY Girl" (Feat. Mouse the Waldorf Posterboy, G*Two)

Friday, April 17, 2009

"Brown Christmas" by Wax

Son is definately dope. He's from the DMV too, but he lives in California. He's a fool wit it...

-Mass Potential

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dear Quiznos

Dear Quiznos,
I really appreciate that your deliver now. I even like your attempt to offer reasonable prices with the "sammies" and the "torpedo". My question is: WHY ISN'T THE TORPEDO WRAPPED UP? You stick it in this paper sock, with half of the sandwich sticking out, then you throw it in the bag with my chips and bottled water. THEN when I get home I have a tuna mess covering my chips, water and all in the bag. WHO DESIGNED that mess? Geez Louise. Please cut the sandwich in half and wrap it up in the regular paper. Thank you.

-Mass Potential

...and while we're on it...

Dear Foodservice Industry,
Please stop making my food, wrapping it up, using the register and making the next sandwich ALL with the same gloves on. WHO are you protecting? Because if you touch someone's money with the gloves, then touch my food, you might as well take the gloves off or make my sandwich with your butt. The same amount of germs are exchanged either way. Cool it.

-Mass Potential

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Dear People @ Work

Dear People @ Work,
When you are preparing to get on to the elevator, consider that maybe, by some stretch of the imagination, someone may be on the elevator about to get off. Please do no bum-rush the door as though people only ever get ON the elevator and no one ever gets OFF. The next person who tries to race me onto the elevator while I am trying to get off, is getting straight stepped on. TRY ME! I'm ready for ANY DAY at work to be my last day.

-Mass Potential

Monday, April 13, 2009

Just Met Amanda Diva

So DDotOmen hits me up on the cellular device and is like "whatchu duin"? Me? Well I'm going the usual, which is listening to instrumentals and trying to decide which one to rap over. He's like "yo, lets go meet Amanda Diva". So immediately I'm down, because if any of you know who Amanda Diva is, you know she's pretty dope. So we go down to UMD to the something-or-other Cultural Center and shes there giving like a seminar-style Q&A speech about the state of hip-hop and how basically its up to the listeners to go find their own musi and stop being fed what is supposed to be hot. In the meantime she leaned on Nicki Minaj hard: "You can't just say 'pussy' a couple of times and all of a sudden you're Lil' Kim" -- WORD.

So, lean aside, she turns out to be a very down to earth and smart individual, on top of not being too bad on the eyes (light-skinned girl with natural hair that loves rap? sheeeeeeeet...). So afterwards, she's taking pics and whatnot with the people. She was handing out copies of her mixtape but she ran out by the time I could get one...

So my man DDotOmen approaches her for an interview. Ofcourse, she agrees. So while we're waiting for her fan's be chill out, we go holla at the young lady who was DJing the event. She was pretty dope too. I don't remember her name, but she was definatel spinning some hot stuff and she was very cool.

Interview time! So DDotOmen catches her outside, whips out the camera and starts the interview. They are discussing her current and next projects, some other people shes worked with, including and interesting story about Styles P (that I don't really remember). She also speaks about how she's interviewed Wale and Tabi recently and gives some back ground on her relationship with Wale. Apparently when they met, they both had jokes, only Wale's were more disrespectful (according to Amanda). But shortly after, he hit her up, they squashed it and started over. And now everything's kosher

Soon after, DDotOmen brought up some beef-type situation that went on between Amanda and Charles Hamilton. She didn't really speak much on that more than to say that (paraphrase) "if you're cool with someone and they do something that you perceive as being sideways, then we aren't cool anymore". At that point, I said "shout out to friends" even though clearly I was nowhere in this interview, lol. She started acting out some sort of "Whodini" montage (shouts out to DJ Soundwave) and I was forced to hit her with the infamous G.O.B. "Be Cool"... hilarious.

All in all, she's awesome and I look forward to hollering at her soon. Hit her on twitter: and check out the actual live interview over at ...BONG!

-Mass Potential

This Guy Sounds Really Hurt

...I can't wait until wack niggaz are taking random shots at me. *swoon*

-Mass Potential

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Fresh Prince Theme: Gangsta Version


-Mass Potential

Got a Problem with Prostitutes?

This has got to be the funniest one of these I've seen...

-Mass Potential

Mike Epps raps?

Yeah, I'm sure I'm pretty late with this one... but its actually not that bad, honestly.

-Mass Potential

Friday, April 10, 2009

New Wack City (leaned!)

I am sad to report that Lil Bow Wow's album sold a little over 18000 copies in its first week. Now if this was a Hood release, that would be awesome. However, for an industry release, that was Slumdog Thousandaire. TSK TSK, and after all that hard work beefing with Soulja Guy.

He's BAAAAAAaaaaaCK!

Mass Potential is back on his blogging tip... Lots of updates, so lets get it:

1. is undergoing a face lift, tummy tuck and relocation. Shouts out to Elle(dot)Bee for heading the transition team and making it happen for us. Everyone over at Stockholders Music Group, Free Parking Studios and HLO is eager to see what these changes will be and what impact they will have when exposed to the masses. In the meanwhile, updates there will still happen, just fewer and further between. Don't be sad tho, we won't be on Laurel Mall status (low blow), we will make sure we have updates coming through there. And since we're talking about websites: is coming soon. *wink, wink* Shouts to EboWash

2. I am taking time with my next project. It will be titled either "The Unnamed Mixtape Vol. 1 again" or "The Unnamed Mixtape: The Unnamed EP". It will probably drop on my birthday, July 24th and will be the best project that I have done to date. That is a guarantee. It will definately have some good features, plenty of GOB representation and I have a few surprises that I am trying to secure. So, it will be worth your money (because it DEFINATELY won't be free).

3. My car has been updated from crashed to totalled. If you don't know the story, Ms. Lisseth Cruz (real name, I don't care) decided that March 15th should be the last day I drive my car. She claimed she was trying to go around me when I was making a left turn. The only problem with that testimony is that 1) my right blinker was on and I was DEFINATELY making a right turn 2) there is only one lane in each direction and 3) she passed me on the right which the definition of ILLEGAL. So now my poor lil Pontiac is totalled:

Shouts to MAIF, GEICO and Toyota Services GAP protection. Hopefully they can cut the check for my loan soon so I can cop my new love. After some long deliberation, I have narrowed it down to either:

a Dodge Charger SRT8

or a Chrysler 300 C (Hemi joint)

4. I need a logo for "Mass Potential" and I have little to 0 ideas. Anyone have any ideas, speak up. You can leave me a message here or email a playa (

5. New Music:

"Pass Me The Fritos" (Feat. Complete)

More updates coming soon.
-Mass Po