C'mon Ikea... This Don't Make No Damn Sense

Dear Ikea,
I understand that you guys make really cool, really cheap furniture. I can understand that some of the appeal is that you can haul away the furniture, most times, without a truck which is convenient. But thats not excuse for packaging a bag-o-shit for me to try and put the damn dresser together with... and the directions dont have no damn WORDS! OMG. If I didnt get this shit for damn near free, I would SOOOOO return it.

Jesus Cristo.

Sincerely,
//masspotential